Hey we heard you’re out of money so we gave you a free loan without asking you and we’re going to bill you for it.
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You pull a chance card " The company you work for has posted record profits this financial year, you get laid off, deduct 5000 dollars from your emergency savings fund"
You flip the board because you’ve never had savings
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the last image you saved from the internet?2·3 days agoWell I’m glad it’s not a mandarin then haha
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the last image you saved from the internet?2·3 days agoYeah times can be tough, but on occasion you find a dollar on the ground
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was the last image you saved from the internet?171·3 days agoThis damn picture cause i kept laughing at it thinking the joke was its meant to be a mango not an orange.
My brain was not working at the time
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Barbers HATE this one simple trick3·4 days agoNo, no, see this is why you will never make it.
You gotta be bald
I shaved my head and now I have billions… Of cells in my body
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Barbers HATE this one simple trick6·4 days agoJesus christ.
Are you a woman and is that USD?
The most I’ve ever paid was $65AUD for a hearcut and beard trim in a mining town where the majority earned over 200k a year
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto World News@lemmy.world•Police officer who shot Aboriginal teen was 'racist', inquest findsEnglish11·5 days agoZach Rolf was stabbed by the man who he shot and shot him while he was attempting to stab a second police officer.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-02-10/body-worn-camera-footage-of-the-shooting-shown-in/13749690
All hard to see in the video but not exactly the way it’s framed in the article
It’s not really the solution, but i find it helps me.
The task you have on the weekend if it’s possible just do 15 minutes after work towards it, after 4 days you have racked up an hour towards it giving you back an hour.
Obviously 1 hour isn’t massive but if you put away just some clothes Monday, then washing on Tuesday etc it’s one less task to tackle come the weekend
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What computer life hacks are your most used?1·8 days agoThat’s handy, my computer is struggling to run crusader kings 3 when I start it up sometimes and I have to restart the whole thing. Next time I’ll try this.
Trying to save to buy a new pc but with a baby on the way most of our money is going to baby stuff at the moment
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What computer life hacks are your most used?1·8 days agoBest keyboard shortcut I know hahaha
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto News@lemmy.world•‘It Was Horrific’: Radar Festival Speaks Out on Bob Vylan Cancellation4·9 days agoYeah I’ve listened to their music now, it’s not bad at all.
Production value is a little low on tracks but could be part of the grunge sound they’re going for.
Certainly will keep listening
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•why are website language switchers in the current language?152·10 days agoIs that real?
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Is there anywhere in the world that you visited previously that you'd like to return to if time and costs permit? Why?2·10 days agoI visited threadbow in Australia 3 years ago, it’s one of Australia’s few snow fields,
I come from the opposite side of the country and had never seen snow until 3 years ago.
Snowboarding was so much fun and I wish I could go back…
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto World News@lemmy.world•Inquiry finds British committed genocide on Indigenous AustraliansEnglish2·10 days agoYeah bunch of cunts, I’m a Ngombur man and it was incredibly disheartening to talk to anyone out and about and hear how they didn’t want to vote yes for what really boiled down to racist fear.
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto cats@lemmy.world•Can anyone help me identify what cable this is?7·11 days agoYou win my dumbest chuckle of the day well done haha
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the most unexpectedly useful item you've ever bought under $20?6·12 days agoAnd the money you save is amazing
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zoneto Games@lemmy.world•Day 350 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playingEnglish14·12 days agoYeah pigging back on this, having the ability to play games every day makes me so jealous.
Great for OP though
Yeah the planes I’ve been flying on have had usb in seats now, the plans ate old I’m sure but it’s just in time for me to have usbc to c cables and can’t use them still haha