BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'd also wear this VLC media player costume
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6 days agoWhere can I buy a cone costume?
Where can I buy a cone costume?
My ex-girlfriend used to break oatmeal cookies over my bare chest and would vacuum it up with a Bissell handheld vacuum. She’d call me her oatmeal boy and make me empty the vacuum after we were done.
She got out of prison last year and tried to crash at my place. Haven’t heard from her since.
I would shake Rich Evan’s dick to get the last of his pee out if he asked me.
They really are the best in the business, but you can’t divorce the fact that they have strong connections to the Russian government.
It’s a tough pill to swallow.
Dead bedroom confirmed