I got this today as well, but my email had zhao as part of the name so I sent them back the pro democracy text that brings up Tainan square and Whinnie the Poo aka Xi Jinping.

They switched from the touch remotes years ago. I have a 4k ATV and it has a physical directional pad.

Get 2 medium sized boxes for moving.

Cut one of them up to make a ramp into the other box.

Put peanut butter or almond butt on the ramp and in the box.

Goto bed after drinking said alcohol.

Look in your box the next morning and your new friend will be there smiling at you.

Find them a better forever home.