My parents, who are in their sixties have…one of those? Which is actually pretty good. Dream small, friends!

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🎶 You can use the latest toothpaste, then rinse your mouth with induuuustriiiiiial waste 🎵

I think it was Rumsfeld. I didn’t like the guy, but attacking that quote was dumb.

That’s far out, dude. It’s rad that they can be so chill when they’ve got these bogus airheads smacking righteous dudes. KK, G2G, l8er sk8ers!

I upvoted because I could not disagree more.

But! No judgement from me. Everything’s not for everyone. I can reread the LOTR trilogy for the 12th time or delve into the Silmarillion (basically the history of the LOTR world) and love every second. Whereas I tried to make it through the first Twilight book after watching the movie and had to put it down and take a shower. But if you like Twilight more, read that, because that’s what you like! Your thoughts still have value!