Kitty kisses!! I always get a stiff paw to the jaw when I go in to steal some…

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2013/06/11/190707171/go-easy-on-the-soy-sauce-bro-it-could-kill-you

“We don’t want them here anyway” - some MAGA idiot, presumably

The hardest part about returns is driving to the local library to print out the return label for 25 cents.

Much less trouble than owning a printer!!

But, but… We were made in God’s image, from 2 people, 6000 years ago…

Can I self medicate with alcohol and weed instead?

Why not both?

Dang! Looks like the person recording quickly decided they should stop hanging out on their balcony…

Hamburger Helper, cheeseburger macaroni. When hungover…

You really think you can explain how you left port without a full compliment of olives? I think not!

And where’s the donut dangling in front of the guy in the hamster wheel? Horrible representation…

I want to see the nest you’re obviously going to give birth in!!

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

I’m leaning towards explanation 2

Decapod 10 approved!!

Please watch S04E08

Windmills do not work that way! Good night! 😂

And hate windmills

Now you’re measuring like an American!!!