Which breed?

Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

Are you trying to tell them something?

It is decidedly so.

If a woman has a dump truck ass,

She has a what now?

🤣🤣🤣

Funnily enough, your wife said the same thing.

It is called USian. Often, but not always, goes with a red hat and multiple flags.

Squeezing balls make wonders or so I heard.

In this case ask your husband’s lover.

Ask your wife. Or her lover.

How to admit you are shit in bed and you are not arsed enough to work on yourself.

How is your mum feeling about it?

“move your arse… faster… faster… Now put your hand on your tits…”

Good reminder, he should teach them how to drive on the left. Lead by example.

Very good. Hopefully others will follow.

That’s sweet

I thought you were already doing that…

Opposite to the east.

You can’t run people over because they crossed outside a crosswalk.

But you can shoot them, right?

Keep digging.