He who dies with the most clamps wins

Good to know, I’d love to say it was a recent moral thing, but even when twitter was twitter I didn’t know how to use it.

I think he’s saying that the profile picture appears to be newer than the tweet

I don’t speak German can someone translate. /s

Ahh thank you

I feel dumb but I don’t get it.

Need a quick charge?

The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. The second best time is now. There’s no perfect path and hindsight is 20/20. There’s a reason there are so many cliches for this feeling, but you gotta focus on what you’ve done right and where it’s gotten you since.

This depends entirely on the type of tape it is. There’s plenty of ripstop tech in packing tapes now and adhesives that are stronger than the boxes they’re bound to, both of which make a mess if you try to tear in a straight line.