Replace Semper Fi with No Homo and you’ve got a deal.

Fair question

As if joining a men’s only organization - sleep with, shower with, eat every meal with, roll around in the mud with - isn’t the gayest shit ever. Shut it all down and settle your disputes the good old fashion pissing contest way; whoever holds 2L of beer the longest.

The teacher is obviously a fat fuck that dreams of more pi.

This map exactly coincides with the area where people’s feet are fast as lightning. Uncanny!

The “I’ll tell wut” killed me 🤣🤣🤣

I’m overseas and can’t understand. Please ELI-OS&8

Love it. It’s my favorite shot after than Yellow Fever vaccine. Amazing.

Now that’s some good eatin’ Finally a healthy glazed ham and the Boston cream donut is now a Boston Baked Beans donut? Me likey.

Me and Lisa have some things in common.

And your eyeballs are the exposed part of your brain.

My mans was using Hotmail?

I did, you’re right…let’s edit. Thanks

I think Daffy Duck has the li-th-p.

Why did I laugh so hard imagining a bunny saying “fuck you”?

IIRC women couldn’t get a credit card into the 70’s. Crazy.

Edit: couldn’t

And if the baby lives, it’s the new prophet.

This made me laugh and I cannot lie.

Thumbs face up, not down.

Comment? It was a question -“?”. What does ask me anything mean to you exactly dopey? (Another question, not comment)