HowManyNimons@lemmy.worldtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Piss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He SleptEnglish
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4 days agoLast I heard from him it was the “spanking”. You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to seek out more.
Last I heard from him it was the “spanking”. You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to seek out more.
Ate the onion again!
Which of the two options did they think of first? I want a recording of that meeting.
Mum the yanks are talking about their guns again.
Lunatics put blades in those things.
Not pictured: Gun hiding.
barrel
* shoot hole
But the bullet would stop though because of the finger.
Being born from mother tigers is the only way that terrestrial tigers can be created. Except on Creation Day, according to Creationists. It’s not much of a stretch to say that’s where the Earth’s original stock of lead came from too.
*affect
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