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- GroundPound69

I do the range to those fucking YouTube game things. Stupid things

Woke. I think.

On the plus side his English is great. I wonder where he learned to speak it.

Imagine living up to your username like that.

Mate I was balding when I was 19 and went full cue ball when I was 23. I’m 36 now. Where the fuck is my money??!

I love the idea of criminals commuting out of the city to work.

Like, there’s a bunch of stores in the city, and thousands of people where crime is easily accessible, but no, lets go to the suburbs instead.

Fuck it, why not go rural and go steal a bull - I heard they can get you a few bucks 😂

But yeah, so much of America is just fucked without a car that even places I’d consider to have bad transport links would look otherworldly to some people from the States.

Funnily enough I’m a Sanddancer, and you’re absolutely right.

The transport links through Tyne and Wear are easily 2nd best in the country, but they’re still a long way from London, and they continue to get worse year on year.

Our country in general is too Americanised, too reliant on cars now. I feel anyone who has really visited Europe can see just how far we lag behind in terms of transport networks.

I’m British and I came to Berlin a couple of weeks ago.

That shit was 10x better than London and 100x better than the rest of the country

With the rise of the far right in Germany, I could sadly see plenty of them agreeing with this version…

Dear Mx Dreeshen,

In regards to your last letter, I believe I wholeheartedly understand your concerns.

Your letter helped open my eyes to the error in our plans for the city and thus we shall no longer proceed to install our planned dedicated bicycle lanes.

You are correct that we must deal with the increasing demand for access to our great city.

Therefore we shall be announcing vast improvements to our road structure in the form of increased public transport services, dedicated bus-only routes, additional pedestrianised streets in major shopping areas, and even a couple of tram routes, on top of the bicycle lanes laid out in our original plan - all thanks to your wonderful letter!

Get wrecked you spineless automotive shill.

With love,

Jyoti Gondek

My girlfriend often asks me the same thing

BROTHER!!

Well he’s got my vote. Food is more than some of these guys in the poll have done.

Would actually love to see the shit show if decisions were entirely AI automated.

I want to see Pickford be deemed offside from a throw in the opposition are taking.

I want to see Isak fumble another easy 1 on 1 and be awarded a goal for it anyway.

I want to see Mo Salah get sent off after the AI mistakes him dribbling the ball for kicking someone in the head.

Can’t be much worse than that we already have.

Like the girl in the comic, for example. The zombie didn’t eat her brain and she’s clearly very smart.

I’m a man. Bring on the matriarchy! So long as the matriarchy isn’t a bunch of Thatchers!

Edit: oh, hey, cake!

The glaringly obvious one to me is the car melding into the cycle. I didn’t even need to open the image fully to notice that. Also the left side of the cycle which just says “Hub” 😂

Screenshot of this reply as saved from this thread instead of a screenshot of OP:

I could afford a van, but I’m not allowed to teach people how to drive my van 😢