It’s actually short for Maleficent
It’s actually short for Maleficent
My partner’s favorite name is Edith
$30 seems expensive for a social. That’s the kind of crime you buy in bulk
Is it the official French stance to omit the Oxford comma?
I really hate that the Supreme Court has borrowed the P2W “early access” model from shitty video games
I’ll also clarify. I was being totally hyperbolic. I do understand it’s not actually air, but I’m not too worried about misrepresenting Boeing at the moment
I’m sure the astronauts that have to do all this extra overtime because boeing thought their space capsule didn’t have to be airtight probably feel that way
Nazis do thrive by spreading misinformation though, and AIs are great at presenting false information in a way that makes it look believable
Or that he’s not properly taking advantage of the one he has
At press time, the feature was reportedly discontinued after the company discovered not a single Tesla owner was a woman.
Damn, the Onion is too good. I was going to make that joke when I saw the headline lol
I don’t know if it counts when the Onion is just reporting what definitely actually happened
Someone, once again, has the opportunity to do the funniest thing imaginable
There are two kinds of Republicans—billionaires and suckers
He proves he’s a sucker, because a real fascist would know never to ask to be proven wrong
Judging by the apparent age of the cover, this must have been written by Charles Tingle, Chuck’s father
They specifically chose non-profit because it allows them to remain profit driven, and continue to run the company as they have. The non-profit is the main shareholder now, and required by law to act in the interest of its founding principles. They basically did this for PR, because now, working in their customers’ best interests is mandatory, and they are protected against hostile takeovers
I barely notice when I don’t have Internet access anymore, because I use my PC as a media server to stream to every other device in my house. Not having the Internet basically just restricts the games I can play slightly
And businesses don’t give a shit about their employees’ privacy
This is the real reason Elon Musk doesn’t want people tracking his plane. If we know where he is, Wile E Coyote could catch up to him and trick his car into crashing into a brick wall, by painting a tunnel on it
This is going to play really well with Trump’s base. They already have been fundraising on “If Donald Trump isn’t above the law, they’ll be arresting you next!” I bet they’re going to make a ton on, “Look, they took Trump’s gun! Now they’re coming for yers!”
/s, sorry