Online dating is essentially a startup pitch. You spend weeks reviewing ‘applications,’ then finally meet for an in-person ‘investor meeting’ to discuss potential ‘synergies.’ If things go well, you can initiate a merger, but if the market shifts—aka they’re not into your favorite TV shows—you’ll quietly dissolve the partnership and move on to the next opportunity.

You’re 41. No one is stopping you from buying and eating gummy snacks.

Don’t let your dreams be dreams.

The world is lucky that New Zealand is an island nation.