Obama? He doesn’t even know such words. The best he can do is “reset” something something Russia.

Mainest American doctor: Of course there is protection. Vitamin A and a staik… Stake? Steik… A good piece of meat!

Any social drama? These movies are boring as fuck and resemble the shit you can hear about the neighbors. Quite realistic.

Is there his ass on the back side of the card?

Sysadmin shower.

Arson is also good.

That’s why sausages are better than Linux: you can start using them on a professional level right from the start. And as a bonus sausages don’t use Nvidia!

Avoid small “made for [something]” distros. Use something as mainstream as possible. Debian/Ubuntu/RedHat. Select something that you like from these.

Yes, Reddit moderators work like any other moderators in any other online community. They ban whatever they want.

Stop covfefeing…

Trump: you look too unamerican. I am the reddest here. Deported!

Red. Krasnov is a derivative from “krasnyi” – red.

invested in

infested with.

FIFY

Jesus was deported. And local Tom doesn’t want to work for that salary.

Money of course.

US healthcare: I know how to keep doctors away even without giving out apples. Economy!

Stocks aren’t real resources, they are imaginary potential resources. Stocks market fluctuations are important only as long as people think they are. Like a king who is a king only because his subjects consider him a king.

I am an engineer. And can shove anything into anywhere. Even a normal-sized gnome(or dwarf) in an ATM.

I have been boycotting Microsoft for 10-15 years already. Feel fine.

Control-alt-delete.