It’s not your “gf” if you’re paying actual cash for it.

I wish I could be outraged. I really do.

6 dudes with no water for a week would be pretty easy to take on.

Seems like Guinea could set up some sort of diversion to the sea within their own territory and then hold all the water hostage over the other countries.

You know, if they were run by Nestle or something.

Fuck you.

That’s an act of war.

That marriage is DOOMED.

I’m hard of hearing as well. Good times.

Needing to be massive to deal with the increased gravity is about as dumb of a take as they could have taken.

Yes

I hate him, does that count?

1 year is too light of a sentence.

Hey, can we like, stop being an international arms dealer? That’d be greaaaat.

We all know what happened. Trump is a piece of shit who was using the dead to campaign against well established rules and common decency. Anybody who this story would have angered is already angry about it.

More than 5 lines of text?

Not surprised. Apple is amongst the shystiest of shysters.

Everything you say here makes a ton of sense.

I can only imagine some dumbfuck executive seeing this and going “Oh my god, we need to be charging by the episode! Sales will BOOM!”

Careful what you wish for.

These people are beyond help, beyond seeing the light and becoming normal humans again.

They look out at the world, the mass of other humans, and they say “You aren’t human because I haven’t given you that right.” I’m ready for the rest of the world to collectively say “No, you.” to these dumbfucks.

I don’t need more insight into who they are, they’ve told us. There’s no more need for further understanding. They’d burn it all down to be in charge of the ashes and people like you want to talk it out with them.

The time is coming to remove the science deniers from positions of power if the rest of us want to SURVIVE. Let alone enjoy our time here.

Personally, I don’t care what happens to them. They’re evil and evil should be wiped from the world.

I don’t answer identifying questions.

Ballots don’t have names on them? How the fuck do they verify that it’s 1 vote per person then? Mail-in ballots sure as fuck have names on them.