When Boris Johnson wanted to appear “smart” he’d trot out a little Latin, and the Right Wing types would just swallow the whole turd and ask for more

Midwife toads sound like a fire alarm when the battery is running down, get a bunch together and they’re really fucking loud … I imagine a bunch of frogs might be similar

Parents literally walked in on her mid-murder, but yeah maybe she was just pretending to kill it? For a joke?