Do you not hear the words in your head while reading?

I may also have played dirty with the Rocky Horror reference ;)

Oh shi- I didn’t see the backstory, this is excellent, 11/10 best boy <3

I LOVE HIM.

Mmm, yes, indeed, verily.

“Screw you guys, I’m going home.”

Their phones contain AO3.

If I had kids, I’d rather they stay on their phones.

lol fuck, I knew someone would call me out on my rusty Japanese. Thank you!

ㅋㅋ which is “lol”

Gamers may be familiar with “kkkkkk” because that’s what you’d type on a keyboard to get ㅋㅋㅋㅋ :D

Edit: Gawwwd don’t listen to me today. This isn’t exactly correct. And I struggle to explain transliteration. Basically, the character ㅋ corresponds to “k”. I need sleep.

First things that comes to mind: Japanese for “to laugh” is 笑う “warau”. The equivalent of “lol” then started as 笑. Over time it evolved into just the first Latin letter “wwwww”. Which kind of looks like grass. And because Japanese people love word play, logically the next step was 草 “kusa” - which means “grass” and now also “lol”.

Anyway, sentences in languages that use logograms, such as Japanese, are generally shorter since they just use one character where languages that use Latin letters need several (“Want to hang out tonight after school?” - 授業後今晩遊ぼう？). So standard text message character limits are plenty to convey A LOT of stuff in Japanese. (EDIT: See comment below about the quality of that Japanese sentence lol)

You can make sentences more compact if you want to: 今晩　遊？ is not a complete sentence but the essential parts that carry the meaning, “this evening” and “hang out”, are there so if you’re in a hurry that’ll do.

Going further back in time might be more interesting, the Japanese did some crazy shit with pagers: https://www.japanesewithanime.com/2018/02/spelling-words-using-numbers.html

Record it from all angles at all opportunities and play the video at their wedding. Until then, sustain yourself on the antici

I can identify them in a police line-up of geometry stuff.

Depends entirely on where exactly you are. The only place you can be certain you’re allowed to camp is official camping grounds (Campingplätze / Zeltplätze). Everywhere else MAY tolerate you for a night (unless you behave like idiots, of course) or they might chase you off or even, if you’re unlucky, fine you.

(Disclaimer: not legal advice in any way, just based on general experience from living here and ViBeS) I would assume that sleeping in your car would be the safest route if you’re determined to avoid fees. People are less likely to assume you’re setting up permanently but will be more willing to believe that you’re just passing through and couldn’t find a place for the night or whatever.

Yes.

Do you HAVE to be so unromantic? It obviously proved his NEVER-ENDING LOVE for his wife! Does that count for NOTHING?! /s

The thought of running around with a 5 million dollar ring gives me heart palpitations.

By driving my car thoughtfully, the fuel lasts longer. It follows that more thoughtfulness will enlarge my car’s fuel tank.

And here I was thinking I was showing you some life-altering possibilities you hadn’t considered lol

Don’t ask me, there is effectively one (1) brand of methylphenidate available for adults where I am and it’s not Ritalin.

pet rocks

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Block communities, is what I said, not the instance. I’ve successfully blocked a bunch of communities (such as the community on my home instance dedicated to AI shitposting). I don’t know why you seem to have trouble doing the same.