You’re being a tool. Stop it.

Came here to suggest this.

Cats basically just move along without a blip.

I’d prefer a giant asteroid, but an apocalyptic volcanic eruption would probably do just fine too.

I don’t want to live in a world where Adobe can blackmail the goverment.

Oh they’re 1000% already doing that, have you seen their goddamn prices?

Superman wasn’t born in the U.S.A

DC furiously sweeping the “birthing pod” thing under the rug

(New 52 erased this I believe)

Exactly. Look at Mangione. THAT’S the government going after someone.

tried everything to silence him, jail him

We have wildly different definitions of “everything”. President MegaUltraChicken would have had him black bagged and tossed in solitary as a national security risk immediately. The mother fucker stole nuclear secrets. He should never see the light of day again.

Not to mention most of his lackeys got to sneak away untouched. Literally most of not all of the GOP Congress should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned.

The Biden administration didn’t do shit to attack Trump.

Went from an “instant buy” to a “never purchase on principle”. Such a shame.

Worst Superman says what?

“Despite”? They did the exact process SCOTUS laid out. Now we get to see them retroactively decide that this group can’t be certified as a class or that the judicial branch doesn’t have jurisdiction over immigration. Whatever it takes to gargle Nazi balls some more.

I hate that I genuinely want to know the answer.

And so, Sleeping Beauty andyburke was cast into a slumber that lasted for 1000 years…

who has time to finish reading

Finish reading what???

It’s almost like conservatives have spent decades chipping away at education specifically so that people wouldn’t have critical thinking skills and could be treated like cattle.

These absolute dipshit MBAs could’ve made so much goddamn money if they just let the original team make the game they want to make.

My wall of shelves loaded with board games says otherwise…

To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.

Stephen Miller is a cuck bitch Nazi and I demand a bare knuckle fight to the death. Put this fucker in the ground (in Dune Awakening).

The actual problem is that if you show this data to the respondents, they wouldn’t change their answers.

“Hey anyone wanna try this extra crack that I have?”