“No, war is war, and hell is hell. Og the two war is a lot worse” -Dr. Pierce, M.A.S.H.

Edit: I see now that someone else already posted the whole exchange from MASH in another comment.

THIS! IS! GREENLAND!!!

I had a Toyota that made clicking sounds on accel/breaking and speedbumps some years ago. In my case the ball-joints on the front wheel assembly were worn and had some slack causing the clicking.