I’m guessing that because your title looks like it was written by a 12 year old, the double-entendre was entirely unintended
Me speaking to a French guy last week -
“We’ve just been the the musée de l’automobile in Mulhouse”
“Sorry, where?”
“Mulhouse”
“Where?”
“Mulhouse”
"Aaaaaah I see! It’s pronounced [pronounces Mulhouse *exactly the same FUCKING way I just pronounced it]
😂 Happens very regularly
I asked a builder why this was, and he said that the lateral forces created by a slightly tilted window has just enough force to rip the entire side of a house clean off due to houses having the structural integrity of wet newspaper, which is the preferred construction method in the States
told BBC News on Friday that the device was “just basically a gas tank for rocket fuel”. He called the event “not serious at all”. “In fact, our bomb squad member asked me why we were releasing a news release on a rusted piece of metal,” he said.
Saved you a click
Well obviously if you’re an actual chicken, it won’t. How was your cage growing up?
I know right?
I thought it’d be free fucksake
I have a picture of my receipt for an incredibly reasonably-priced ECG scan I had the other day if you like? I think it was €9
They spent the no-strings-attached cash mostly on housing, a study found
They had to hand it straight back to greedy landlords in order not to be evicted
Sorted that headline for you, nae bother hen
What even is a kilometre?
How to make sure nobody takes you seriously 😒
Refuses to elaborate further
It’s literally all he did for ten years you daft cunt 😂
Don’t watch cartoons so I’ve no idea if this is normal or not but it reminds me of this -
Also, headline-type titles then "In this video I will waffle on for 20 minutes and give you one minute’s worth of info
When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop
Pint?
Pint.
Ha ha in France they just stopped giving you straws. The paper cup for the drinks just said on it something like "To drink, remove lid and lift cup. You’re not an infant " lol
Now they have those reusable cups and fry holders, which are suspiciously smaller than the paper ones
Only thing I noticed that was single use plastic was the little tub of sauce
My theory is, if you have subscriptions for anything other than phone, internet and maybe one entertainment, you’re the problem
I also had a mate who insisted he didn’t have any subscriptions, then told me about the new car he was leasing
They are playing you for fools