https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe’s_law

Metal, try concrete

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

They probably do the steve jobs and stick their feet in the toilet as soon as they get to work

Grey is colour and gray is color

Joy? I’ve gone to the snow as a kid and have chosen not to go as an adult. I consider myself a bit of a masochist but not that much

Wow I didn’t know Netflix made those kinds of movies

Since when do they ask for age? I remember you didn’t even need a verified email

I can’t believe you said s*n

You are allotted one health, next!

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Found Ralph!

Oh I thought this was about how to make a chair now wobble anymore

Just what people commonly understand so people say it. I always read it in a disapproving Russian accent because of too much TV, the americans