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To be fair, I’ve been on there calling the fascists and Trump apologists out. The pennies they get from ads pale in comparison to the fact I bought a Tesla years ago womp womp 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🫤

Their preferred candidate was literally “anyone but Trump.” Reap what you sow.

I just put on full self driving while I mess with the touchscreen. I’ve only hit 4 toddlers max in the last couple weeks.

Reminds me of some guy with a OneWheel that was saying he’d never charged his board in like a thousand miles as his daily commuter.

He lives near the top of a mountain lift, so he takes it home and just runs on pure regen lol.

Huh?

I’m sorry, you were saying…?

Here’s the problem: they view a clump of cells as more of a human than they view a woman as a human 🙃

Yeah, but yall are actually cool and busy out the guillotines every once in a while.

I think more than “dweebs” buy consoles…

Seized or not, they can not force you to unlock your phone via pin without a warrant. They can only force you to use biometrics.

You can enable lockdown mode. It forces the next unlock to ignore biometrics and require a pin, which police cannot force you to divulge without a warrant. Once enabled, you get a “lockdown mode” option in the menu when you hold down your power button.

I think it’s fitting. He himself would be physically fine whilst everything collapses around him when the floor drops out.

Eh, he might be a cis het white Christian who hates what’s going on?

Sure, it makes for a great lens. You can use it to read the writing on the wall.

It’s Mozilla. No one is going to see this anyway.

Hey now, I’ve been to the post office…within the last two years or so.

That’s Butte and Yolo for me.

Knowing Elon, you’d think he’d have just called it something stupid like BroPilot to get around that

Block button: a thing that exists.

Goodbye.

Someone’s sarcasm detector is broken.