Claudia

This better not be a “computers received pentagon funding when the first Vaccum tubes were being made”.

Signal is an excellent choice. Literally forces cops to get a warrant for your phone and hope you didnt purge your messages after a few days.

If you want anonymity on top of that than simplex

Grimdank: tyranids as bugs can be purged with caffeine spray bottles. High lords unwilling to retask recaff shipments to manufactorium worlds for fear other worlds would straight secede.

Your honor, it’s our first amendment right to tell these communist freaks how insane they are to make demands of their workplace when we so graciously offered them the employment opportunity in the first place /s

But you have heard of me!