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We live in the dumbest timeline.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
Then you’re no friend of mine!
There’s a hand / finger trick to multiply by nine, but it only works if you have all 10 of your fingers. If OSHA is eliminated, workplace accidents which could result in finger / hand loss would increase.
Not pictured but relevant: the lever controls a mechanism which exposes a switch to a subatomic particle- the switch is triggered depending upon the state of the particle, and will release a poison into a sealed box containing a cat. Depending upon the status of the cat (alive or dead), Sisyphus’s boulder will be diverted.
An embryo is not a baby. Nobody is getting murdered when a pregnancy is terminated.
RIP ICQ
My dearest friend for the past 25 years became a drug addict. She died of an OD on Saturday. Left two young children with no parents. (Dad left years ago). I witnessed her spiral into addiction and destruction over the past 2 years. I couldn’t stop it. I tried.
If you want to become an addicted to something, please try masturbation or video games.
Cultists are easy to swindle.
That is so fucking evil.
Hmm. That’s exactly what a disintegrated person would say…
There’s a conspiracy that he had help making ends meet, in the form of a little green alien friend/slave.
They hated him because he said that everyone is special, everyone deserves to be treated with respect, and nobody is inadequate. Fox News felt that wasn’t a good message because it made children “soft.”
Conservatives are awful people.
So people can be automatically registered for the draft, but not automatically registered to vote? Seems like bullshit.
Man you’ve gotta lighten up
Maybe he FA in February, and FO in June?
Deleting messages from an iPhone WILL delete them from other devices - assuming you’ve opted to let it to do that, and then even still, there may be a delay until the next sync happens.
I’ve deleted messages on my iPhone and they’ll linger on my MacBook for a good while, depending on circumstances. (ie, if the MacBook wasn’t on network when the messages were deleted).
I’m almost positive that Mitch McConnell has used that exact defense before.
Coffee x15
Alternate headline: “Supreme Court will take bribes from vape manufacturers and rule in their flavor.”