What the actual fuck is going on

This a good 70% of what I watch

This is a good list of comedies in my opinion (not that into B99 tho) but I think 30 Rock is the most underrated one on here

It’s just absurdist humor. You’re probably overthinking it

There’s a lot of unrest in my banana region.

…Sorry

Looks good to me OP. Most of the best sushi I’ve had was extremely simple like this from a single chef at a four seat bar in a tiny hole in the wall that you could barely fit into

I feel bad for the spider, but I have admit the web in the glass is really cool looking, like a piece of art. I’d probably preserve that if I could (minus the spider corpse)

Why is that guy red

My face when toilet water touches my nutsack

In Kanye voice “Elon Musk doesn’t care about dead people”

The irony being that Trump fits the description of the of anti-Christ eerily well

Same

I mean I can’t really think of a better way to flirt with dead women

On being a fish

Physics

I agree with him, but that doesn’t mean I think he should be president. While I really like the idea of him as president in theory, I do feel that he is too old and that there are too many risks associated with that. We should have age limits regardless of who’s running. But I think he’d make a great advisor to a president regardless—that way if he takes a turn for the worse it doesn’t put the country in any sort of jeopardy.

“But we appreciate your—“

Feet pics

I tend to get really bad headaches, body aches, and obviously major stomach issues, it feels like the flu if it’s bad enough and I can potentially feel some lingering effects for a couple weeks. Strangely enough I’ve never had any sort of issue with any kind of wheat or rye based alcohol, even though I know it’s not considered Celiac safe, obviously. I feel almost guilty that I indulge in that stuff once in a while because I know it’s probably not good even if I don’t feel anything, but it’s just never been a problem for whatever reason

It’s not I just thought it sounded funny lol

Hey how’s it going do you like Gundams and macaroni wassup get back to me 👈👈😉