It looks like someone melted orange plastic on a dish sponge that was used to clean up a picnic table after a seafood boil

There are a lot of people who take the approach of “If I make absolutely no sense until the other person gets frustrated, that means I win”.

Checkmate, you stupid round earth idiots

Alright, well, you should at least have a functional nub or two

Don’t be lazy. You can type with your toes.

If 2/3 of people seemingly understand the truth, how tf was he voted back in? Can they get rid of the outdated electoral college system yet?