The fact that the follow up is the next day is what really makes this
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This is the kind of chaotic energy I live for
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.oneto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•*...where have I been??*1·3 months agoThat soundtrack is one of my favorite musical works of all time, I’ve never heard anything else quite like it.
I can’t speak for my siblings, but my mom at least knew better than to try that on me, I’ve straight up told her I resent her for ever having me, which was a little dramatic sure, but at least it got the point across lol
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.oneto memes@lemmy.world•One nail a day is somehow several too many8·3 months agoIt’s like cutting fingernails, totally fine if they’re indoor cats, and it’s not the upholstery so much as the 16 tiny knives that puncture my legs when they jump in my lap lol
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.oneto memes@lemmy.world•One nail a day is somehow several too many6·3 months agoIt’s fine as long as you’re careful you don’t cut them too short, they only have nerves/blood close to the paw, the rest is really similar to fingernails with no nerve endings. Our cats don’t even care when we trim their nails.
My mom would straight up tell us we were supposed to take care of her when she got old, it’s literally the only reason I was ever given for why I was made. For that and other reasons I’m no-contact now, but it’s an incredibly toxic mindset and even worse that you’re inflicting that on your kids.
No you wouldn’t, it says right there in the picture
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.oneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This is also when I conveniently forget you called, making your preferred method of communication incredibly slow compared to texting.251·4 months agoMy friends and family know not to call me unless somebody is dead or dying. It’s worked out pretty well so far
When my phone is on low brightness it looks teal, when it’s bright it looks more turquoise, either way I’d say more blue than green
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.oneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Homeless? No way! I am living the van life down by the river.3·5 months agoI believes this ams called a “foods libraries”
Every day we stray further from god’s light
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.oneto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Cars, money, guns? Son, its all about the..2·5 months agoI choose to accept this as absolute truth
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
ReplicantBatty@lemmy.oneto memes@lemmy.world•Once the rockets are up, who cares where they go down said Wernher von Braun3·5 months agoWe will all fry together when we fry
Yes please