Give 'em an Archie Slap for even suggesting that shit.

Ultimate goth cred is having permanatly black fingernails from radioactive fallout.

Diamonds… come on.

Hence the grudge.

Why do your job when you can just hold a grudge against the Democrats? I hope whoever suggested Garland is working at a capital starbucks now.

Good news for South Dakota, moderately okay news for me…

Sync has an “About” tab when you’re in the main community.

Should be something similar for other apps.

Not a Stewart Lee fan I take it?

And what if there were a dinosaur in that lake?

They sat on their hands for 108 days, and now they’re coming out swinging.

Looks like it might have been a county lockup at one point.

321 Contact.

Hilarious that his administration is already leaking worse than a Russian submarine.

It’s a weird timeline when conservative women are pushing for progressive policies.

How about a ball-peen hammer?

You could always blow up the trolley.

Even Scroob would be an improvement.

If Harris had campaigned on the issues she would have had so many Republican women jump ship. Just look at how many of them voted for abortion in Missouri.

And disabled folks, and veterans, and naturalized citizens…