Wow, I’ve never heard of a fascist taking bribes before!

“Decline” = Free fall.

We will be increasing our third quarter profits by 2%.

We will be selling our customers data to the Trump Gustapo.

Try Billionaire Bait!

Guaranteed to poison them instantly!

Shaped like 14 year old girls and boys to REALLY get their attention.

AliExpress is my new Amazon.

Wow, the enshitification wave is originating with Elon, I guess.

Canada: Fuck off Donnie!

Bernie is completely owned by Big Pharma.

He is controlled opposition.

That is why he is never successful.

Chuck must be on the Epstein list.

So we will continue with our current sugar daddy even though he beats us?