yeah that sounds about right
Okay and if it was a thinly veiled anti maga satire article people opposing it would be taking obvious jokes too seriously right?
It’s a satire community on the internet, everyone gets made fun at some point including the people you like
No no no we just fill the plates with tannerite and ball bearings so as soon as a shooter hits a backpack the shooter is taken out AND ends the suffering of the victims!
Honestly it’s not off the table and it would be easier than completely overhauling our firearm sale/posession systems. Have a box of them in a classoom in case of emergency, just like having a fire extinguisher or first aid kit.
Soft armor doesn’t stop rifle rounds. Plate carriers are heavy and suck to move around in. Sizing is another issue since most are made for men not kids. But maybe it would be a good investment since they can be stored and reused for quite a while
I genuinely think that improving access to mental health resources would do more good. Find out what is causing a small subset of kids to want to shoot people and usually themselves. Guns are a symptom not the core issue imo
Were they bullied? Did the faculty care? What did the family situation look like? Were requests for help ignored?
I think it would help with the overall trend of more depressed/suicidal kids too.
Before the spandex Karens there were the camo Carls
Yeah I’m waiting for the $30,000 medical version that’s the exact same just white
Cybertruck technicals would kinda be a vibe
lol facts
Unironically it would be fun to see. I don’t like the mpg but reusing it is better than sending it to a junk yard I suppose
Aktually this isn’t the Onion but yeah the satire posted here has been on point