Imagine some parents in ancient greece deciding to name their child Java Script Object Notation.

It’s ‘Did someone here order floof?’.

Ahh, thank you!

I had troubles understanding the meaning of your monkey hand, and I’m still pondering over it. Is it some idiom I don’t know? Could you pls give me some explanation? 🥺 👉👈

You’ve left the geanie so much room for interpretation, for example:

• Take 30 seconds to do the task of giving all blind people eyesight.
• You didn’t say when these 30 seconds happen. Could be all at once now, but could also be everyone at their last 30 seconds to live.
• “Eyesight” could mean that there are eyes sighting the blind one. So there’s just someone around that looks at the blind person.
• You didn’t say that the people have to be alive. So now, they become zombies for 30 seconds. This means somewhere where there’s a living human next to a dead blind human, the living one gets bitten, and the zombie disease can spread.

Air stinker digitizes to… house burner.

It has spanish to english though, at least on my machine.

Yes.

But you could also leave a link to the original source. :-)

Sorry for the Google Translate Link. An easy alternative is much appreciated.

Firefox can translate websites locally now.

I remember having heard a song about this. Found it again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_VRIuKM9gw

Awful Taste But Great Execution [email protected]

You can’t see it, because the image is cut off, but the right one is holding a knife in their right hand.

Armin Laschet and Boris Pistorius are two german politicans who look very similar. So someone made an image classifier to distinguish them. I threw your cat (“Boris”, according to you) into it. :3

I know this might come as a shock to you, but:

https://chesseling.github.io/armin_or_boris/
https://feddit.org/post/9156854

I like how they used actual irony here.

Cool! How big is it? Could you add something for scale?

I do both. First the ketchup, then a hard slice of butter into the puddle of ketchup. It’s the best way to eat children!

Similar vibes.

Pwoah, so fluff!

It is actually a cat. ☝️🤓