I had no idea mastodon was even plugged into Lemmy. Thanks for the clarification <3

Well I’m on an island in the ocean in Canada and with no car. You coming to pick me up?

I am 33. I have been holding tight for years and my grip is rapidly slipping. I am getting literally nothing done in my life and the self-hatred I feel is fucking insane.

Fuck

… what?

I mean… I’m hungry…

Where’s the address?

Yeah… basically every Trek show has a really rough start with the exception of Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds. Groundbreaking.

Hell yeah on the ringtones! Every notification tone on my phone comes from Trek in some fashion. The Voyager theme song is my ringtone <3 Discovery and Voyager constantly flip back and forth between who is my favorite.

Also Janeway did nothing wrong with Tuvix, I will die defending my queen

I’m so happy that you guys have found a new joy for you two to share together that has brought so many others the same joy. I hope your journey is long and fruitful, my friend <3

I’ve seen that Stewart clip for years and I’ve never been in a position where my rant against it would make sense but this shit has been prepared over the course of years.

Much like the vulcanized rubber New Yorkers insist on calling pepperoni.

Detroit is what I like, actually. And it ain’t focaccia, that’s sicilian style pizza. Detroit is boss bread with bamf toppings on top.

Personally I’m not taking adderall to work because I can’t get meds because I cannot afford the $400 I need to get a diagnosis because every doctor I’ve ever had has said “You have ADHD but I can’t help you because I’m not a specialist”.

As for the sleep schedule?

I have slept 4 hours in 3 days.

I can taste time and it is bitter.

Edit: 5 doctors in 3 years have told me they can’t help me because they’re not specialists despite me being referred to them for the ADHD. Just checked my records. I am going to start chewing a hole through a fucking desk.

They’re similar. Detroit style has more cheese (like a lot more) as well as the cheese usually being cheddar, blackened/carmelized sides and is a denser/chewier bread. Siccilian style pizza is closer to a sort of foccacia bread. Usually softer, mozza more often as the base cheese and has more herbs and stuff. They’re very similar but also fairly different too.

eats his literal fucking brick of bread, cheese and pepperoni

Detroit style baby.

That’s very true but it’s not just the media that is complicit in this. Damn near everyone in a position of power or authority who keeps saying nothing or the absolute bare minimum. The longer this goes on the longer Canadians will never trust Americans again, nevermind the rest of the planet. Every ounce of soft power you guys had has been obliterated and America is never going to get it or trust in it back within our lifetimes.

I was being facetious for comedy effect. My point was that they’re like if Remy the Rat opened a pizzeria but was just a literal fuckin’ rat.

You can keep your folded monstrosity but keep in your borders!

Thank you lol and Detroit-Style or bust.

I’m preparing for a wave of downvotes from people who will praise Jon for the same rip but will give me shit for ripping apart his tarp of grease and failed dreams. I mean at least his ‘pizza’ folds easier than his morals. I do love the dude but he is just wrong on pizza.

Edit: Look at that, I was right lol

I recorded this rant because I’m bored. I fuckin hate deep dish and NY style pizza.

I don’t know what kind of culinary trauma Chicago is working through but their pizza isn’t pizza, it’s a STEW, or at best a stew with ambitions. It’s a stew with a gluten lid. I need a ladle, not a fork. I have to displace sauce like I’m fording the fucking Oregon Trail just to find the crust. It’s lasagna that forgot it was Italian. It’s soup gaslit into thinking it can achieve something. You don’t eat that shit you survive it. You don’t chew it, you contemplate your entire life while shoveling it in and wondering how something with so much molten cheese could still feel emotionally cold.

I’m in agreement with Jon when it comes to Deep-Dish pizza and how it isn’t a pizza but a tomato-laden crime scene in a cast-iron pan. But he comes in so hot and screaming like he’s right about how real pizza folds. No. No Jon. I ain’t ever going to trust a fucking dude from New Jersey when it comes to pizza. That’s just New York opinions with worse parking. It’s like if Staten Island got a podcast and decided it was a food critic. These are people who look at a strip mall and say “This is where I want my Italian food experience to begin.” You ever seen a pizza joint from Jersey? Half of them double as laundromats or vape shops. They serve slices so thin you could laminate one and use it as a fucking bookmark. Their idea of crust is “whatever’s left after sadness finishes baking.” You pick up a slice and it’ll collapse faster than their economy would if you banned tanning beds.

Fucking Jon motherfucking goddamn Stewart out here talking about how reall pizza fooooolds. Oh. Does it? DOES IT JON? Real pizza folds? My money folds (jiggle jiggle). My spine folds after sleeping the wrong way. My dreams fold under the pressure of existence. That doesn’t make thme LUNCH. But of course he would love this goddamn monstrosity called ‘New York Style Pizza’. You would too if you grew up being told that thin floppy bread covered in oily regret was pizza. It isn’t pizza. It’s barely a suggestion of pizza. It’s whispering the concpet of mozzarella over a saltine while screaming about the Jets.

I love Jon. I really do but I wish he would stick to tearing down Fox News and republicans because when he says NY Pizza is the real deal all I hear is “I enjoy food that is as thin, undercooked and as lacking in substance as a conservative argument.” Stay with eviscerating fascists and not defending pizza that looks like it needs an intervention and a fuckin’ towel.

Love you too buddy <3

I’m gonna be real. Stuff like this news is why we in Canada aren’t really changing our opinion of America overall and Americans. It’s like everyone with a platform to say anything just says the bare minimum possible. Like if we heard a lot more public people say that Donald Trump is a literal traitor to the constitution we might change our opinion a bit. But it’s just… this. Harshest language I see is on Lemmy and Reddit. Dude was almost killed during the insurrection but the best he can say is that they’re “petty” and should “shove the plaque up their ass”.