That’s way more dedication to a nut then I’ve ever had

Wait. what black magic is this? 12 year old me desperately wants to know.

This guy faps.

Ah, a man of culture, I see. This was my choice.

In one instance, TD Bank employees collected more than $57,000 worth of gift cards to process more than $470 million in cash deposits from a money laundering network to “ensure employees would continue to process their transactions” and not declare them in required reports, the DoJ said

I’m just laughing at the mental image of three dudes or something trying to spend that.

‘Fuck… I’m SICK of Starbucks Breakfast Sandwiches…’

Last electrocution was in 2020. Yeesh.

Holy cow, I thought the electric chair was removed in all states. Gruesome

Capitalist system

Big four fixing prices

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The system is working exactly as it’s designed to. I’ve said it before and I will say it again: captialism only encourages monopolies/cartels - that’s the whole point.

Old but gold

Early 2000s FPSs promised me the XM8, and was left disappointed.

…w…w…with…paint?

Hitachi 1200 with a long stick lol.

Why the fuck are we going so deep?

I’m…like super good at digging…

Me too thanks.

I remember if they had something like this you had won the lottery as far as waiting rooms went.

Considering a rock that size weighs 5,400 kg roughly, I’m on board

That could also be mache. Otherwise my idea is that they discovered this during basement excavation and decided it was too expensive/difficult to move

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Huh. TIL

Blood for the blood god!