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Cake day: October 11th, 2023

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  • I’m assuming you’ve contacted 911 / emergency services since you know that the ambulance is 20 minutes away. In that case, the dispatcher will step you through an emergency diagnosis and if such an extreme action is warranted either they will put you in touch with a medical professional who can instruct you on safe procedure, or they will be a qualified paramedic and instruct you themselves. However that is EXTREMELY unlikely, tracheotomy are almost never warranted (outside of television) in emergency situations, as stabbing someone in the neck is not a trivial thing to do. In my region the procedure isn’t even taught to first responders (Edit: I was half wrong, paramedics still learn it but EMTs do not) (Edit 2: No, I was right! Neither are taught it) as it’s long been surpassed by modern intubation techniques and treatments like fast-acting anaphylaxis medications.

    In short, follow the guidelines you are taught in your first aid class and contact emergency services. Don’t stab someone in the neck.




  • Oh my apologies, I did not intend to imply it’s impossible to get down there, just that the resources needed to recover the treasure aren’t ones that can be surreptitiously obtained. There just aren’t all that many ROVs in the world capable of this work, so while the act of getting down there and looting it isn’t difficult, getting away with it after the fact is the challenging part.

    (also the depth claim is… well there’s a few reasons to be skeptical of it. This whole saga is already rife with accusations of coverups and intentional deception, and both parties involved are incredibly motivated to lie about it for their own gain. It’s good to take anything either side announces with a big ol’ skepticism pill…)





  • Colombia has declared it an important cultural heritage site; a limited archeological survey is underway while techniques are developed to allow for the excavation and preservation of the site. (Edit: the first artefacts were recovered a few days ago!). There’s also lots (30+ years) of lawsuits and drama that is too tedious to summarize but everyone sucks (although imo its good that the Colombian government seems to have emerged victorious over SSA, after umpteen years of them being just total dicks to each other. Go check out the wikipedia page, it’s pretty fun.)

    As to why it hasn’t been looted, the location has been kept a secret but we can guess it’s down -deep- deep, by the type of UUV (AUV?) used in the discovery. This means that anyone who knows where it is still has to have the resources to actually go down and loot it, and ultra-deep equipment like that is pretty hard to come by.











  • It’s not infrequent that people will just dismiss whatever these people are brining because it’s not worth it to deal with their infinite heaps of bullshit. Much less common in the court system, but it still does happen sometimes. Add to it that a lot of SovCits just lie, having been forced to pay the fine or w/e, then will go on facebook and claim it was their word soup that did it and “hey guys, I totally didn’t have to pay using this one weird trick! Give me social capital!” and so on, and you project a pretty tempting image of what the SovCit Secret Arts can do for you!