Energy drinks are counter intuitive.

The first thing to understand is there is no such thing as a “sugar rush” in the sense of gaining a burst of energy. The crash though, is very real.

Your body has not evolved to process that much sugar, so it tries to store it, which itself is energy intensive, so consuming large amounts of sugar will make you lethargic.

If you need the burst of energy in the morning, drink black coffee. You’ll learn to love it as your palette develops.

Because.

New meta: be as specific as possible so that others think you’re being ironic.

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Thanks for the nightmares, dickhead.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Meanwhile, the silent majority of vegans:

Would like an easy way to remember.

• mnt = mount
• opt = optional ?
• etc = etcetera ?
• proc = process ?
• srv = server ?
• var = variable ?

Oh no, you’re going to make me be that guy lol.

Ricing comes from “rice cooker”, meaning a Japanese car. The term is so far removed from any racial implications now, that some people say RICE means “Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements”, though it’s just an excuse where one need not exist.

I regularly see people brigade for others to stop saying it, even though the word now exists on its own. People treat it like it’s comparable to something like the Washington “Redskins”, it isn’t.

“Ricing”

Uh oh, you said the forbidden word. Won’t be long until everyone in this thread is “informed”.

What you’re referring to as GNUI, is in fact GNUI/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUI plus Linux.

Did you just say GUI?

More like ewwwie.

I am absolutely positive that reading this comment was a white cis male’s fault.

I mean, yeah, it’s awful, but why did they use a picture of some woman in her fourties as the article banner?

Me, a sick fuck, who likes a quick fuck:

/etc/moron-syntax/I\ write\ like\ a\ gay\ fish\ \(\Kanye\)\

That’s why camelcase starts with a lower letter. If you’re using a good terminal+shell setup then it’ll be irrelevant most of the time.

Its funny, I came to the comments to write the same thing.

His smile is so fucking dead. It’s all in the eyes.

If you want to convincingly deceive people, you first need to deceive yourself.

It doesn’t matter how good your mouth muscles can stretch; if your eyes are lying, then you’re fucked.

That makes it worse

Too much avocado toast