The Operative: No One Lives Forever

Get his belly shaved.

Seriously. It’s a thing people do for long-haired cats to help them cool off in the summer.

Cowboy Bebop

If his primary credential is “YouTube content creator,” that’s probably a hard pass.

Come to think of it, you can probably see the argument because your eyes aren’t gouged out.

How many of your own eyes is it best to gouge out?

Plumbing warehouses must be the wealthiest businesses in the world.

Oh, I know there’s better butter out there. But I’m trying to keep my goals attainable.

He is not.

A tariff is a tax that increases the price of imported goods.

Tariffs are used to push people toward domestic alternatives to imported goods.

However, today, there are no domestic alternatives to most important goods.

So, all it’s doing is increasing the burden on the average person.

Companies are not going to invest in domestic production. They are going to spend that money lobbying to have tarriffs removed. Because guess what? Once tariffs go away, consumer prices are not going to go back to what they used to be. Instead, megacorps are going to pocket the difference as profit.

Hostile takeover of the entire U.S. dairy industry under the guise of creating better conditions for dairy cattle.

True goal: start making butter that’s as good as Kerrygold.

That does sound like potential bipolar disorder.

Either way, there are medications that should be able to help with your symptoms.

Good luck!

It’s not true that you can’t be given a diagnosis.

It’s good that you’ll be speaking to a psychiatrist, because those could be signs of certain disorders. For example, you could have bipolar disorder.

I would eliminate the ability for humans to reproduce.

Have you SEEN people?

Looks like you made a typo, the U.S. is included as a growing market.

Preferably, by throwing it out a 6th-floor window

Language is sus

A shape can not be copywrited. Copyright is for written, filmed, or musical work, as well at its derivatives.

Shapes can be trademarked, but an oval is not trademarkable because it is a very generic shape.

Why isn’t more soap oval? Economics. It’s far more expensive to mold mass-market soap in round shapes. It’s dramatically cheaper to make it square.

Dove is marketed as a luxury product, so they can charge more and recover the extra cost of production.

In addition to exercises, remember to focus on your posture when sitting, standing, and walking. Stronger muscles won’t help if your posture is still bad.

They use a salamander. (A broiler.) A sort of oven with the heating elements on the top of the chamber.

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Shit, what happened to the rest of it?