I’d rather go to some nice lady who know what all herbs do what than Dr fuckin oz

The Polluting Medal of Pollution, perhaps?

Off with their nards!

Scrotus

Radical centrist brainworms

I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do besides pose for reaction photos when the stock market does something. Basically professional mourners but for capitalism.

Michael: GOB, get rid of the Seaward

Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready

So…just a C?

Ah yes the fucking police, who are famously un-unionized.

This is me! I bought a new bike last year. Although not a youth…

Fuck it, slice me off a piece

WILDCARD, BABY!

You’re so fuckin far out of your element, Johnny

Yuup. Fuck my 401k. I’d trade the whole think to watch Trump finally face a single consequence.

I thought that was the shitty Netflix spinoff of the Karate Kid

Dude cobra chicken is the most accurate nickname I’ve ever heard. A Canadian goose almost made me piss myself because I came across one probably nesting in some reeds and it hissed at me. I thought it was a cobra before remembering it’s way too cold here for cobras.

But like at some point the rubber hits the road. Why doesn’t trump simply turn the food back on like the water in Cali? They’re going to have to roll this back or there will most certainly be bread riots.

Oh man I read this like 15 years ago and recall loving it. Unfortunately that’s about all I recalled. Thanks for the refresher! I might need to pick it up again.

Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.

Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management

Yeah I just like making random KOTH references