Why would Obiden do this?

Name the brand

2AM

Six tits?? They said it couldn’t be done! We just need MORE POWER!!

Sometimes you get weekends off

PO - TO - LEMMY

Gorn.

Dear valued customer,

Please enjoy this delicious tungsten cube to consume with your <bag of chips>.

No, Bith!

Ask a human to draw an orc. How do they know what an orc looks like? They read Tolkien’s books and were “inspired” Peter Jackson’s LOTR.

Unpopular opinion, but that’s how our brains work.

I think you mean retirement LANs. I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

s///s/\s/g

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SPACE TOURISM

Some mathematicians hypothesize that n-dimensional-hyper-sandwiches may be possible, but such constructs remain unproven.

What about Turkish bread?

I was today years old

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If ADHD were an animal, it would be a guinea pig

The constitution says that