Forgot what I was going to get started on and now I’m anxious about it
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Cake day: June 10th, 2025
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How many fingers does that woman have
burgermeister@sh.itjust.worksto Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Realized 99% of all my chargers are USB-C. This can only mean one thing. New USB bout to drop!8·11 days agoWhat a fantastic reference
Stress is like the only thing that makes me cry. For some reason I don’t really cry from being sad anymore.
burgermeister@sh.itjust.worksto NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world•QUEST: LIBERATE THE SETTLEMENTEnglish3·17 days agoExperimental MIRV says what?
burgermeister@sh.itjust.worksto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Sell drugs, run guns, nail sluts and fuck the law18·20 days agoRIP local sexpot
burgermeister@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Happy 4th of July-"Founding Fathers" by Trevor Moore3·20 days ago🎵Coming to your town 🎶
burgermeister@sh.itjust.workstoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Happy 4th of July-"Founding Fathers" by Trevor Moore12·21 days agoRIP local sexpot
burgermeister@sh.itjust.worksto Lefty Memes@lemmy.dbzer0.com•YouTube: Trevor Moore performs "Time For Guillotines"English10·22 days agoRIP Trevor, local sexpot
Out of glass with ice in it
burgermeister@sh.itjust.worksto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•US question: Would you approve of your state seceding from the Union, declaring independence from the United States? I think California, Oregon, and Washington would, and probably Colorado too.181·1 month agoNo, simply because it would be better to try and fix the union rather than dissolve it entirely
burgermeister@sh.itjust.worksto Android@lemmy.world•What happened to small android phones?English2·1 month agodeleted by creator
You’re, right, as always! 🧑🏫 Most women (and men) do have 10 fingers-I should have taken that into consideration 😅 I’ll be sure to do better next time! 🫡
Would you like help discovering more finger-related facts, or possibly some jokes about fingers? Let me know, I’m here for you! (Also I deleted your entire prod database uwu) 💪