coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.detoNews@lemmy.world•JPMorgan Chase warns 86 million customers they might have to start paying for their bank accounts
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3 months agoWhy? I changed my bank like decades ago and have a free account ever since. IIRC a ‘real’ credit card would cost a fee, and unlimited cash withdrawal too, but I think that’s it. I don’t use either.
General Streck: 'Very well, let me know if there is any change in his condition.
[hangs up]
He’s dead.’