yours has a little certain something that makes it sound more correct.

ehh they’ll just give up before finishing anyway.

I think it adds a certain ju ne sa qua something

you don’t book a table.

you BOOOOOOoooOoOOk a table.

it’s not a restaurant it’s a restahhhhhhhhomghowlongdoesthisjokelaasttruelythisishellomgkillmerant

clearly you haven’t dated enough good ladies then.

veal pick-axe-a?

Ravi-holyshititsaghost

spaghouli and human balls

chicken marsaaaaaaaawe’reallgoingtodiela

wow, yeah i mean, the terrible ones really write themselves.

when your Linux command doesn’t work the first time, ya gotta su, su, su d-o

inb4 !!

…that’s my secret…

I’m not going to bother downloading this; it updates too frequently.