Hmm. Did they explose because they were explosive? Or were they called ‘explosive’ because they exploded? The latter would mean that these particular explosives were an instantiation of an archetypal explosive, for which the explosivity would have been observed previously. In one case, we have an explosive by induction, and in the other an explosive by deduction. Fascinating.

I have a hunch Cleopatra might not have been entirely a virgin.

I am even more disappointed by that guy’s choice to work only 6 days a week.

I do not believe in sleep or rest.

I firmly believe that CEOs require diapers, not toilet breaks.

I used to shit myself continuously at the office, the stench was unbearable. And yet I went on, staying at my desk, asking people to come in to berate them.

I chose to be estranged by my whole family. My kids hate me. My wife despises me. My father won’t talk to me. Even my mother loathes me.

I managed all that by dedicating every second of my life to my job, so that I can die miserably and get a gravestone saying ‘lmao the shitman’s dead, rest in shit loser’.

N’importe quoi, y a la chocolatine du nord et la chocolatine du sud, ça fait 6, retourne à ton école pourrave à Paimpont (j’ai rien contre Paimpont, c’est très pimpant).

Annual raspberry jam preparation with his mom. Great familial bonding occasion

There’s a loyalty day in the US? On the same day as labour day in most other countries? I’m sure I’m late to the party, but oof.

It’s a little bit on the nose, but there is still room to improve and call it ‘Anti-union day, brought to you by Starbucks’

Mate, it’s impossible to work with you, we’ll have to make you redundant, I’m sorry.

NO

It is, of course, not the only island of Slovenia.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_islands_of_Slovenia

??? pH is only defined in a solution of water.

But more importantly, the correct answer is 5

What the hell is that question anyway? At which concentration? I hope this is not a serious chemistry test.