But how do you make the eggs reassemble themselves?

Right, but keep in mind how low the bar is for politicians. They have people for this.

Are we sure this isn’t the first presidential election where a candidate even knows what a pdf is?

“Flops” means “inspired threats of violence” now?

Player character deaths in my games so far:

1. Beheaded at the bottom of the ocean (he got better)
2. Crashed into by a banshee powered aircraft
3. Touched a god killing weapon which is too full of sadness for mortals to handle

Does converted to an NPC upon leaving the campaign for scheduling reasons count as death by scheduling reasons? The character lives on

Technically you get to meet with the cheese sandwich. They could only afford one cheese sandwich and you meet with it over zoom to make sure you don’t eat it

Didn’t hear head, did hear gun shot wounds in the news report I just heard about the general strike against the war in Israel. Sounds like a lot of people there blame netanyahu for the hostage’s death

Thants

Does that make Ogg Vorbis some kind of twisted shipping?

He’s into NFTs, if there’s something else idk about it

Speaker for the Dead is my guess

Right? Fucking billionaires

🧛🍷What is an insurrectionist?

Yes UBI, no ban

A long ass fucking time ago in a town called Kickapoo

Ideally it’s a social club. I didn’t plan on joining a fraternity in college, but I was invited to join by friend who were in one. It’s a specifically anti hazing organization and has a leadership education program that we all did that probably would have been really useful if I wasn’t a shit head college student. I still play D&D with friends I made there who I may not have met otherwise.

Like any social club the culture comes from the members, if you have a bunch of exclusionary bullies then that’s what you get, and that’s all too common.

Give her the time to campaign and not deal with any presidential duties

Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about ducks

He has a “freakishly large neck” (his words) that prevents him from getting enough oxygen when he sleeps. When he was young he spent hours under a house with insecticide spray in the air. I’m sure there are other tidbits in forgetting, but suffice it to say that you’re underselling him by saying he has “a” yet to be defined mental disorder.

Although you may be right, this is not actually The Onion

Water is wet when touching water