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title didn’t say most good pizza per capita

46 here, knees are fine, digestive system on the other hand…

which bathroom they use tho?

the path of least resistance in this case is where the air ionized, when current starts flowing it gets hot, expands and raises, making an arc. So we could blame the weird shape to thermodynamic properties over electrical ones

i would rate him high at grifting

i read the article as it doesn’t give you cancer but makes it more aggressive

if the Titanic sunk by storm instead of iceberg

she made her bags

when my crazy ex left me, in retrospect, she made me a favor

the desk walked away

music instrument lovers may get a little triggered, like the flower pot pianos

i would rather see a minimum wage increase to service workers, tax free tips would open the door for dubious people to do shady stuff

for brisket and pork shoulder in the smoking chamber, or turkey in the oven, but never when cooking any meat on a skillet or in a crockpot

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lol, that one was one step too far for me, i could take it until the feces

No evidence of conflict of interest, said firm hired by lawyers contracted by the government.

your woods need thick necks to prevent oopsies

the shower didn’t have a place for me to put it

he needs to update those ideas by 160 years