But I love butter more than cream!

but I love crime :( (at least certain ones)

Or when the search results say “learn about [thing], [insert adjectives here]” or other bullshit instead of just giving you the answer.

While you’re at it, why not silverfish?

If they retired, they’d just get untired again.

Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

People actually do that? I only take a few painkillers when I’m on my period.

This is Lemmy, what did you expect?

stumbled upon this while shitting

Don’t you just love freedom of speech?

There is no such thing as ‘Canadian’, it’s just a phase!

No spoilers please!

Now I’m imagining a pile of ash and charred bones with a perfectly intact haircut.

This is Lemmy, you can say bad words here.

The thing is, communities need people. People who post in the community. Most new communities get a few members, a handful of posts, and then just die.

What if it’s a grey car?

ohhhh I thought it was lesphobia or something

I mean, if I got a sex change, I sure as hell would want it to be done by an expert.