Boo. The babylon bee is MAGA pandering trying to pass as humor.
I’ll back you up. Diesel is widely available in rural and suburban America where big pickup trucks are common, and it’s less available in cities where smaller cars are more common. (Other than an occasional VW model we do not have small cars with diesel engines, which sucks.) I have been to cities on both coasts where you had to go out of your way to find stations selling diesel.
I wish I had a solid source on this. The best I can find is a 6-year-old Reddit comment: