I mean, duh. Baked beans are stupidly sweet.

I just have to say: I’m really impressed with the way you’re taking the time to educate folks in this thread!

I wore a Blossom hat to school. I had just started junior high and it was like the third day of the school year. I had this brand new crushed velvet hat with little pink rosebuds and I was so excited to wear it. I paired it with a satin floral vest, a pink turtleneck, and a pair of stirrup pants, as was the style at the time, and strutted into school knowing I was stylin’.

I had no idea there was a rule against hats, and in homeroom, in front of everyone, my battleaxe of a homeroom teacher yelled at me: “Who told you you could wear a hat?!” To which little timid me said “… my mom?” And she yelled “You know you’re not allowed to wear hats in school, take that off right now! I don’t want to see it again!” And I almost fucking cried.

Thanks for embarrassing me in front of everyone, Mrs. DeFilippo.

Are you the same young German dude who has made similar posts to this under alts a bunch of times already? I feel like I started seeing these months ago.

Energy bubbles. No way smurf sperm is any color but blue.

I actually love that because you can add your own color with paint, throw rugs, furniture, etc. It allows you to start from a blank canvas.

For contrast, my parents’ house has one bathroom with a mustard yellow toilet and yellow-and-white floor tile, and another bathroom with an avocado green toilet and matching shower enclosure. These were put in by the previous owner and date back to the '70s. They’re in perfectly good shape, so my folks don’t want to replace them, but it does force them to decorate those rooms with complementing colors, and they will never not look dated.

Agreed, but if it said “Make it so” I’d totally be on board.

If you like making love at midnight

I really don’t think this person has a vagina.

It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.

The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.

Sitar!

Holy shit she’s in her early thirties! Why do all these MAGA women get such awful fillers?

Make it look like they’re sweating and watch as their shitty Just For Men dyejob runs…

Pretty lady’s still rocking the waterfall braid! Give her a carrot for me :)

I fucking love her energy haha

Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?

What the almighty fuck.

My arms are pretty flexible so I just use my hands & a washcloth.

All 4 years of high school. Got them on like the third day of grade 9 and didn’t have them taken out until a couple months after high school ended.

And a hairnet?!