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This comic has a solid set-up, but the punchline is weak.

attacking a defenseless neighboring people

They’re so close to figuring it out

Poe’s law got me

Guys, I’m starting to think that Epstein’s best friend might actually be in the Epstein files.

He loves Trump more than his daughter

Soundtrack is pretty good I guess?

Invalid opinion. Soundtrack is peak.

5 beers / hour

Saying that he will end war while also praising Putin and Bibi.

Or that ” enemies from within” means people who disagree with him.

Or when he says he understands tariffs more than anyone else, he probably don’t.

These people are completely incapable of reading subtext.

Or text for that matter. They only saw the headline ”Make America Great Again” and went for it.

They’re just upset Trump isn’t hurting the right people.

He’s also doing a lot of argument by definition.

For example, he argued that God exists because morals exist. This follows from his own definition, which states that morals can only come from God.

Unrealistic. This is way too coherent. Needs more word salad.

There was a German mathematician who allegedly managed to do it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Kaluza

Strange stories were told of his private life, for example, that he taught himself to swim during his thirties by reading a book about it and succeeded at his first attempt in the water.

That’s probably what’s going to happen.

”See? The weather service didn’t alert in time. What a waste of money.”

You know they’re just going to get bonuses and promotions.

How well do toilets fare if water is replaced with milk?

It’s for their servers. I guess it might have to do with cache optimization reasons. For performance reasons, they want to ensure they can fit as much as possible in the cache. One extra byte can throw the memory alignment off, which cause wasted space in cache.

Just my guess. There might be other reasons.

They have made it very clear that they don’t want any contact. Enough many people have been killed in attempts to get contact with the tribe. I think the ethical thing to do is to respect their wishes and leave them alone.

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All hope lies in Gloomwood then