Match!!

They did 80% of the dying, the current Ukraine war should be evidence that Russia’s force multiplier is fractional

downvoted because i don’t need help imagining this garbage and you can’t satirize worse than what Trump’s already saying

Some of the best head I ever had was from someone who liked encouragement play and I just monologued what I liked about what they were doing the whole time till I came.

Condom? It’s fucking RAW!

Mend Buttcrack is amazing if you’re going for a no-poop run

Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

A lot of you didn’t take the Papa John prophecy seriously either

Uh, yeah, she’s underfucked?

Can we get a dossier about these bastards and their funders first?

Did they charge an extra $10k for the police?

Philippines lemmings, how is the dictator’s son doing as president? We got news of the election but basically nothing else since. Asking because America is collapsing

(I know there was already a hostile “antiterror” law passed so if that is preventing an honest answer just like include an emoji in your response)

You might be surprised how often Americans fantasize about parts of the country getting independence, not to mention the autonomous indigenous regions (which would always welcome more autonomy).

Unfortunately, while I normally would volunteer to canvass and get out the vote, I’m instead going to need that time for planning out how to flee the country

Absolutely fair play and you are statistically likely to be in a country we’ve wronged so I won’t begrudge you the schadenfreude

Well if you care so much how come you’re not doing anything about it?? We all know what happens when America cares about someone else’s elections…

I’ve been begging for europeans to export unions and labor rights to America for years, we meed help

Checked out the Refoulement Act and it looks ugly, I wish you good luck over there with your own government

If you can figure out a way to cut America down to size, please fucking do, it’s not healthy letting us be Too Big To Fail

I say this as an American: maybe start making friends with the other countries because we are not gonna be okay whatever happens.

one guy seemed to make up literally everything with insane claims that were delivered with confidence only rivaled by how stupid they were

that’s exactly how he was when he was president from 2016-2020. he tried to nuke a hurricane and buy greenland. his own party basically lets him say whatever dogshit he likes as a distraction while they engage in graft and tax evasion