It’s like Nadella wants people to stop using windows.

“beef”.

I love that at least some of the press is finally calling Elon on his bullshit. The ArsTechnica review of this event was particularly delicious.

Do PlayStation, Xbox, and Nintendo next.

The same people complaining will act confused when their electric bill goes up later due to relying on fossil fuels.

“Could” doing some heavy “bOtH SidES!” lifting in that headline.

If Microsoft is paying for it, why do they need a loan?

Will Microsoft also be paying for any nuclear waste disposal?

Sounds like a bubble.

More brilliant decisions from Satya Nadella. 🙄

Tacky.

I really wish they would stop dressing him up and dragging him out to events. Let the man rest.

A product nobody wants or needs. Here’s hoping the rumors are misunderstanding what this is and it’s just a speaker dock for iPhones and iPads or something.

A lot of it is just propaganda bots at this point.

Slamalamadingdong!

The problem being that the ones moving on to other jobs are the actual talent. Unlike a targeted layoff, this leaves Amazon with the employees no one else wanted.

23andMe has a “request data deletion” feature. I don’t know if it actually works, but it’s worth a try if you’re worried about it.

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Speed running the Appalachian trail seems like missing the point to me. You’re supposed to be taking in the history and the environment as you hike.

I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone who wants to vote for Jill Stein.

I hate that USPS is a .com instead of a .gov. Makes you think it’s not the real site. Stupid fucking ICANN.