Is Alfa Romero related to John Romero?

Similar for me too, had a 980ti and then got a 6800xt a few years ago and I’m fine until about 2030 probably

Since nobody seems to have read the article:

Following the unusual birth, Krispy Kreme has offered Dallas, and, more pertinently, his family free doughnuts for a year and will throw Dallas a birthday party every year until he’s an adult.

This is one of the best things I’ve seen on the internet